Item #1: Empty Amazon box. My rationale for not picking it up: I already have 6 of the same boxes shoved in my pantry, so I can’t put it there. Plus, what if I sell something of questionable worth on eBay and need something to pack it in before I never get around to shipping it?
Many people wouldn’t classify tennis as a sport you can play, uh, with yourself, in the comfort of your own home, on the carpet. Well, I’m proving those haters wrong every day, albeit unnecessarily. How, you didn’t ask? I’m proud to say one of the best features of my home is the ad-hoc “tennis wall” I’ve started hitting regulation tennis balls against with weirdly devoted regularity. Am I improving my game in the process? I’d certainly like to convince myself so. And you can, too.
According to a recent study I don’t feel like looking up, 92% of New Year’s resolutions fail. So before you make up a vague one about exercising daily-ish or becoming more organized with something you don’t feel like thinking about right now, why not show that incredibly high percentage who’s boss by setting a few far-more-attainable, bottom-rung goals for 2014?
Allow me to get the ball dropping. Here is a nowhere-near-exhaustive list of my goals for 2014 (I’m exhausting!):
- Get upset about dumb things people say, twisting their words over and over in my head until I’m sufficiently offended by them. Repeat over the course of 2-3 days, then forget it ever happened.
1. No more thinking up topics to discuss over the phone. With iChat, the conversation just unfolds in the naturally boring way it was meant to unfold. Person A: “You’re going to bed already?” Person B: “Ugh, yeah, I’m exhausted tonight for some reason.” See, completely real and 100% small-talk free. Everybody wins.